Friday, July 2, 2010

Nookie Tip

Foreplay starts when the sun rises. Guys, if you’re planning on getting some booty tonight, your actions this morning can decide if that is going to happen. So, before you leave for work make sure the garbage and recycling are out and your breakfast dishes are in the sink. Tell her to have a wonderful day with a kiss as your walking out the door. If she is still asleep leave a note by the coffee maker. While you are at work, send her a text that you are thinking of her. Kiss her when you get home, and make sure this is the first thing you do. Do a load of laundry or the dishes, anything that gives her 1 less thing to do. Do this right when you get home, because you know once you hit that couch it’s over. This domestic work does not have to be done every day. A little is going to go a long…long…long way. Following these steps will help tip the scales in your favor during nookie negotiations!

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